RUPERT MURDOCH: THE WIT AND WISDOM
A tweet from the reportedly gen-yoo-wine Twitter feed of Rupert Murdoch:
Wow -- that's so true! After the second half of a game, one team actually does lose! (Smacks forehead) Gosh, I never thought of that! And it's true that no pols admit that, isn't it? Politicians always say that after every game, both teams win! Right? Don't they?
Rupert's so smart! This is clearly why they pay him the big bucks!
"Alternate life style" -- you mean like BDSM? Or being an adult baby? Yeah, I guess we don't want welfare to fund anything like that -- although it occurs to me that if it funds your career as a dominatrix, that might improve your economic standing and the GDP. You'd think Murdoch would be in favor of that!